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Junk mail!!!
REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER
Three Little Words That Work!!
(1) The
three little words: 'Hold
On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each
telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales
would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear BT's
'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up
your
handset . You have efficiently completed your task.
These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do
you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a
machine makes phone
Calls and
records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is then used to
determine the best time of day for a 'real' salesperson to call back
and get someone at home.
What you
can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, immediately
start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as
possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks
your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in
their system any longer!!!
3:
When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and
similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?
It
costs them more than the regular postage 'IF'
and when they are returned. It
costs them nothing if you throw them away!
In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid
return envelopes.
Send
an advert for your local chimney sweep to American Express ...
They
might need one!
Send
a pizza coupon to HSBC ... In case their canteen packs up.
You get the idea. If
you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their
blank application form ... After all, it is their form!
If
you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you
return.
You
can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep
them guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all
... You are just returning it!!!!
The
banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own
junk back in the post, but Hey.....We need to OVERWHELM them, in order to stop them.
Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk
mail, And best of all they're paying for it . Twice!
Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail
are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not
need to increase postage costs again.
You get the idea!
If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get
very little junk mail anymore.
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